Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
