Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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