its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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