you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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