talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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