My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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