So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
God, I missed his penis.
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