so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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