Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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