hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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