How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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