Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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