Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
honey bunches of taint.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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