Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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