I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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