Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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