Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
