I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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