My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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