Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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