No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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