Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
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