If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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