brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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