doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
false alarm. still invincible.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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