Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
