some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I cockslap morals
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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