I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I love you. Go after that dick
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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