You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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