the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
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