I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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