i love accidental penises.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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