hell yes lets make some ravioli
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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