One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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