Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Randomize
