belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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