I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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