When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
