he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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