Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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