you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I just found puke in my bra..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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