I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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