Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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