Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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