everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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