what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
