i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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