It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
we should paint friendship bongs
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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