im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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