oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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