I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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