# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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